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Clubhouse => Laughter File => Topic started by: Juls~X on July 08, 2008, 10:59:31

Title: She Missed Her Period!
Post by: Juls~X on July 08, 2008, 10:59:31


A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled the teacher asked him just what it was.

"It's a period," said the little boy.

"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

"Darned if I know," said the little boy, "But this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Title: Re: She Missed Her Period!
Post by: wobly on July 08, 2008, 15:18:33
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She Missed Her Period!
Post by: mitsue on July 09, 2008, 09:51:44
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: She Missed Her Period!
Post by: Samhasing on February 27, 2018, 07:12:42
I was probably shocked, but it was a good thing.