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Offline wobly

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an ode to men ( may offend )
« on: June 28, 2008, 13:13:35 »
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a *****.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!
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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 17:37:28 »
won't forget Sal :|)
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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 20:31:56 »
Ya missed the 'Don't' bit off the end again !!   ;)
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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 14:24:42 »
nice one  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2008, 18:25:45 »
had any more bad days lately sal ?  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2008, 18:58:06 »
i am sure you'll  notice when i do ............lol >:( :D
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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2008, 19:14:51 »
yup....i'll buy the choccie ready  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2008, 21:06:05 »
Sod chocolate......................................an AKA47 is far more theraputic !!
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Re: an ode to men ( may offend )
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2008, 21:46:58 »
may be....but i dont fancy the prison visits !!