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« on: October 20, 2008, 09:40:57 »

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

- Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

I was standing at the checkout with my two-year-old son, and there was a heavyset gal in line a head of us. As the cashier scanned the lady's items, the bar-code reader gave off a continuous beeping sound.

All of a sudden, my son said loudly, "Mommy, watch out! She's going to back up!"

That was the only time in my life I wanted to crawl into a hole.

- Heather Barlow, 21, Hortonville, WI

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."

My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

- Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

My husband and I took our three kids out shoe shopping one day. We were going from store to store, and the kids were getting restless.

At one crowded store, I was standing near a bench when my 3-year-old climbed up on it, grabbed hold of my elastic-waist shorts, and jumped off-pulling both my shorts and my underwear to the floor. I raced out of the MALL.....

- Anonymous out of embarrassment!

I once walked into a hair salon- with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

- Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX

An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad.

He came back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest!

- Kathy Newman, 46, Winston-Salem, NC


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